What are some ice skating jokes (long ones)?

can you guys please tell me an ice skating joke (one with a plot and story)


also, it can be a riddle.





please refrain from giving links





if you can't give any ice skating jokes, can you give me tips on what to do for a speech (it can be about anything) just not vacations. thanks everyone!!!!

What are some ice skating jokes (long ones)?
we were ice skating.....then my friend fell through the ice
Reply:Uh, ice skating IS a joke.
Reply:once i was ice skating.......................











.................then i fell
Reply:And this one time at ice-skating camp, I stuck a .......



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